I share a bathroom with one person. One. And she uses more toilet paper than anyone else in the world. Not joking. Case in point...
The roll on the top is a new roll, the roll on the bottom was put on at 6pm Monday night. I took this picture at 10pm Tuesday night. I got to thinking, maybe it was just a bad day, maybe she had some IBS or something.
This picture was taken tonight at 7pm. What the what?!
Hannah and I have been brainstorming things said roommate could be doing with the toilet paper. The list includes stuffing her bra (that one is pretty far fetched. If you knew her, you would understand), making toilet paper dolls and keeping her collection in her room (we are never allowed to even look in her room), and the latest guess- eating toilet paper (Hannah watched a show on TLC on weird, compulsive disorders and apparently this kind of thing happens quite often).
I officially have 17 days left living with my crazy, toilet-paper eating, food-stealing, pots-and-pans-hiding roommate. Wish me luck.
6 comments:
BAHAHAHA!!! oh the joys of crazy roommates.
speaking of which... guess what austin and i are going to go watch right now... THE ROOMMATE! bum bum bummmmm!!
haha anyway. at least she's not as bad as one of my old ones... this chick used to leave drops of pee on the seat... ALL THE TIME. we were 80% certain she was a hermaphrodite. at least yours only eats toilet paper. lol...
hopefully youre not living with this toilet paper doll making wacko next semester.
ps... it's not tiffany is it?
haha... joke, tiff. joke.
:)
oh kendle kills me!
so many things suddenly make sense! Like the countless times that you have not had money to buy toilet paper! No wonder!! Your tp is probably higher than my electric bill. Holy smokes! Thanks for finally including pictures! Now we just need some of your cute face.... and maybe YOUR bra stuffed with toilet paper! :)
gross. i don't want to see your bra stuffed with toilet paper.
that's just weird.
Alright apparently I'm weird! It seemed a lot funnier to me at 11pm last night! :)
Oh man Kels, I have to go with Yuck on this one. Gross roommates make life just suck! Hooray for coming home soon!!!
maybe she has like extreme vaginal discharge... but seriously thats kinda weird
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