this week's police beat was hilarious! good thing too cause the last couple have been ultra lame! so here goes...
October 24: A boy in a gorilla suit was reported attempting to scare girls in Wyview Park. Officers located the monkey man, asked him to go home and he did.
October 31: Six individuals were reported throwing something wet off the Tanner parking structure. The substance was determined to be soup. The suspects were instructed to clean up the mess.
October 26: A caller reported a male behaving suspiciously in a parked car. Officers investigated and the suspect was simply taking a nap.
October 27: An assailant approached a female near the Clyde Building and grabbed her buttocks. She yelled at him, telling him that was sexual harassment. The suspect smiled and walked off. The suspect was reported as a stocky, 5-foot-6 Hispanic male, in his mid-20s, with black hair and a buzz cut.
hope y'all enjoy these as much as i do :)
2 comments:
hahaha!! oh heck! i love the police beat! only at byu...
he he....
that totally made up for the lack of good ones the last couple weeks! :)
Those ones were awesome. I am sorry I missed them earlier in the week.
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