no laughing

let me just start by saying i know i have ugly toenails. (kendle and adrian and possibly mom, you don't need to comment about that.) this story is about something else but it happens to include my ugly toenails. so here goes.

once upon a time i ran the rex lee run. my shoes were just a tiny bit too small and for some reason, i chose to wear thick socks, making the shoes even smaller. after the race i took a shower and got ready for the day and noticed the tip of my toe was a little sore and red. no big deal, i thought. well, later that day, i noticed something strange. a blister had formed on the tip of my toe where no one else could even get a blister but since my toenail is so very odd (and non-existent), i could and i did.

[it got weirder looking than this... sorry you can barely see it.]

i let it heal and everything was going smashingly. then saturday (yesterday) i was getting ready and accidentally knocked over my tiny strawberry plant pot and it landed directly on my toe. [side note: sorry mom and kendle. i couldn't make them grow. :(] so now, i have blister remains and a new lovely blood blister, all on a place where everyone else would have a nail, but i just have a very sensitive toe tip apparently.

[lovely, eh?]

gag

so in my BOM class, there is this one guy that wears cargo shorts and a trench coat everyday. whatev. each to his own, you know? well, every single tuesday and thursday (and i'm assuming other days of the week as well), his cargo pocket is full of tissues, used and to-be-used. and every single tuesday and thursday, in the middle of BOM, he feels the need to blow his nose- the real snotty, runny nose-blowing- at least once during class, but sometimes even more, heaven forbid. when it happens, i crinkle my nose and try not to gag in my mouth a little.

oh but yesterday... yesterday was terrible. at the same exact time that he was blowing his snotty nose, a girl on the other side of me suddenly felt like she needed to blow her boogery nose. and then i threw up in my mouth a little. no lie.

holy moly

chuck and the office are the only two shows i have stayed up with. but yes, now i'm "doing better things with my life"... whatev. haha but seriously, have y'all seen the preview for next week?!

happy birthday dad!!

i hope you have a great day! wish i could be there with you!












ps- sorry pretty much all the pictures are from vacation. that's all i have. haha

rex lee

"rex lee run: run for the cure with brigham young university's cancer awareness group". this saturday i ran my first 5k! it was tons of fun and luckily, it started raining right after we finished :)

she can't run in those little high heels

i'm not entirely sure why this is so funny, but i have watched this clip like ten times and i'm still laughing. hope y'all enjoy :)

riddle me this

how long does it take a giraffe to throw up?

[cha cha is failing. it didn't know the answer either. cha cha said, "stop wasting time with stupid questions." the person working today was apparently a little bitter...]